Overthinking is probably better than underthinking

idk I haven't really thought about it

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I'm holding a meetup for overthinkers. Saturday at 5pm.

Wait. Saturday might not be the best day. Tuesday is better. Actually, what if no one shows up? Fuck it, meeting is cancelled.

What do you waste when you overthink?

Thoughts

An overthinking pimp was enraged because

He was offered a penny for his thots

What's worse than an overthinker

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Sorry I didn't think this part through...

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For many, figuring out who to give the free Reddit award will be similar to choosing who to lose your virginity to.

For some: it’s not a big deal, you’ll have fun with it, and it’ll be whoever you see in the moment.

For others: you’ll overthink it and fumble deciding. Soon the moment will pass and you’ll be a virgin forever.

What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.

hint hint: don't overthink

A physicist, a chemist and an economist are stranded on a desert island ...

... and all they have to eat are cans of food and they're discussing the best way to open them.

The physicist says, let's not overthink this - just bash them open with rocks!

The chemist says, "No, we need to create a fire anyway and we can simply use the heat to cause the cans to burs...

Well my father always told me, "when life gives you lemons,

chances are you're in the fruit aisle and shouldn't overthink the situation

A gorilla walks into a bar

The gorilla walks past the barkeeper and takes a seat.
The Barkeeper is confused and scared at the same time.
*"A gorilla in my bar? Well thats not happening very often..."* thinks the barkeeper and starts shaking
Then the gorilla stands up, goes to the bar and says "I would like to h...

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A man goes to the doctor...

Man: 'Doctor, I always have to pee at night. Every night! Isn't that weird?'

The doctors answers: 'Well, it's quite common actually. That's all?'

M: 'Hmm no, I don't think so. Oh wait! Every time I open the door to the bathroom, the light automatically goes on! Isn't that strange?'
...

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