My friend Jennie broke her femur a couple days before the trail relay race.
So her husband Andy had to fill in for her leg.
During a hot and sweaty yoga session, a femur and a humerus got real close. What did the humerus say to the femur?
“Quite the trochanter”.
What did the femur say to the pelvis?
Well, this is a hip joint!.
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We use 300 muscles to keep our balance when we stand
We use 300 muscles to keep our balance when we stand, The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb the femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's.A woman has read this entire post..a man is stil lookin at his thumb
A skeleton is waiting to see a doctor.
The doctor walks in, spots the skeleton, and says “Ah, Mister Johnson! I haven’t seen you since we misplaced your femur! How are you doing?”
The skeleton sighs and replies “Honestly doctor, I’ve got a bone to pick with you.”
Why weren't Rib and Femur admitted to the party?
They weren't Hip.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What's long, hard, and in your mom?
Your mom's femur.
What do you call a bone of the body that defies church teaching?