My friend Jennie broke her femur a couple days before the trail relay race.
So her husband Andy had to fill in for her leg.
During a hot and sweaty yoga session, a femur and a humerus got real close. What did the humerus say to the femur?
“Quite the trochanter”.
What did the femur say to the pelvis?
Well, this is a hip joint!.
A skeleton is waiting to see a doctor.
The doctor walks in, spots the skeleton, and says “Ah, Mister Johnson! I haven’t seen you since we misplaced your femur! How are you doing?”
The skeleton sighs and replies “Honestly doctor, I’ve got a bone to pick with you.”
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We use 300 muscles to keep our balance when we stand
We use 300 muscles to keep our balance when we stand, The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb the femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's.A woman has read this entire post..a man is stil lookin at his thumb
Why weren't Rib and Femur admitted to the party?
They weren't Hip.
Ed Sheeran's Perfect Timing
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My best friend is engaged to my little brother and the summer after our senior year she had to get surgery because her legs were growing inward. They broke her femurs and inserted metal rods to help them grow back straight, and th...
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What's long, hard, and in your mom?
Your mom's femur.
What do you call a bone of the body that defies church teaching?