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Femur Jokes

What country is at the ends of your femurs?

Two-knees-yeah

My friend Jennie broke her femur a couple days before the trail relay race.

So her husband Andy had to fill in for her leg.

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My Greek Mythology class is fucking up my GPA.

I guess you could say it's my Achilles femur.

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We use 300 muscles to keep our balance when we stand

We use 300 muscles to keep our balance when we stand, The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb the femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's.A woman has read this entire post..a man is stil lookin at his thumb

A skeleton is waiting to see a doctor.

The doctor walks in, spots the skeleton, and says “Ah, Mister Johnson! I haven’t seen you since we misplaced your femur! How are you doing?”

The skeleton sighs and replies “Honestly doctor, I’ve got a bone to pick with you.”

During a hot and sweaty yoga session, a femur and a humerus got real close. What did the humerus say to the femur?

“Quite the trochanter”.

What did the femur say to the pelvis?

Well, this is a hip joint!.

Skeleton jokes

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

Why weren't Rib and Femur admitted to the party?

They weren't Hip.

What's long, hard, and in your mom?

Your mom's femur.

What do you call a bone of the body that defies church teaching?

A blasFEMUR

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