Why weren't Rib and Femur admitted to the party?

They weren't Hip.

What did the femur say to the pelvis?

Well, this is a hip joint!.

What do you call a bone of the body that defies church teaching?

A blasFEMUR

Skeleton jokes

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach...

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when ...

What's long, hard, and in your mom?

Your mom's femur.

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