What do you call a soldier with criminally low intelligence?

Special ops!

What do you call the smallest mother?

The minimum

(Not OPs, but chuckled, heart = warm)

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I named my kid OP

Because I fucked OPs mom

A reporter in the old west.

An old west dime novel writer is out looking for a good story when he wanders into a saloon. He sees a group of rough rider lookin' scoundrels playing poker and he musters up enough courage to sit down with 'em (thinkin' he might get a story out if he was lucky). "Mind if I play?"

The others ...

I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash?

Because it had a bad driver!

*drops mic*

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Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. The bu...

Three men die and go to Heaven

At the pearly gates, they're greeted by St. Peter who informs them that they'll need to answer a question before entering Heaven.

St. Peter asks the first man, "how many times have you cheated on your wife."

The man replies, "to my shame, I betrayed my wife twice in life."

St. P...

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It's the last day of CIA special ops training...

From an original pool of 20 prospective spies only 3 are left. For the final test, they approach each of the final candidates separately.
The first candidate is given a gun. They tell him "Congratulations on making it to the final stage of testing. In that room over there we have your wife wai...

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