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I've just joined the Jehovah's Observers.

It's like being a Jehovah's Witness but we don't like to get involved.

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What do you call a flatulent, captive audience?

Ass-toot observers

The Boston Zoo had a large problem.

The Boston Zoo had a very large problem. Their most popular attraction, a gorilla named Jamie, had died unexpectedly in the night. Ticket sales were projected to plummet if this gorilla couldn’t be seen, so the zoo manager decided to hire a man to dress up in a gorilla costume and pretend to be Jami...

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