Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

Because they were both watchdogs.

what do you get if you cross a poodle with a pit bull?

not much of a watchdog, but it’s a vicious gossip.

These dogs

A man was walking his two dogs.

Someone asked, "What are their names?"




Man replied, "Rolex and Omega!" "Wow! I have never heard those names for dogs.




Man said "These are watchdogs.”

I bought a new dog yesterday.

I’ve named him Rolex…….he’s a watchdog

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