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I bought some high tech goggles...

I bought some high tech goggles the other day that help you see in the dark.

As soon as I put them on, everyone went green with NV.

Which letters of the alphabet are always jealous?

NV

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A Costume Party

A man is having a costume party and the theme is emotions. When the man answered the door to the first guest, he sees a man painted green with the letters N and V on his chest. The man says that he is dressed as " Green with NV."

The second guest arrives and she is dressed in pink and covered...

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