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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks.

Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blended Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.<...

Why did the terrorist blow up the winery?

Because it was full of Zinfandels.
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What did the ISIS member yell at his wife when he caught her drinking wine?

Zinfandel!!!
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Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.
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What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!
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