Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blended Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.<...
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Why did the terrorist blow up the winery?
Because it was full of Zinfandels.
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What did the ISIS member yell at his wife when he caught her drinking wine?
Zinfandel!!!
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Why do terrorists hate wine?
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
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What does ISIS call wine snobs?
Zinfandels!!!!!!
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