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Romance Novel Jokes

What sort of dinosaur writes romance novels?

A Brontësaurus

Just read a Calvinist romance novel

It’s called “Irresistible Grace”

I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published.

It was all in vein.

I was gunna write the great American nursing home romance novel...

....but the title "50 Shades of Grey" was already taken.

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