A bumblebee suddenly wakes up in a cold sweat, realizing he has overslept and is about to miss his connecting flight home after a successful overseas business trip.
He makes a mad rush to the airport, suitcase in one hand, passport and airline ticket in the other. His tie flaps loose in the breeze, his shirt wrinkled and untucked, with his face covered in bushy bumblebee beard stubble.
He recklessly flies into the main entrance, nearly knocking over a fa...
Last night I came up with the most innovative idea and made a belt with connecting watches from my collection....
..................... It wasn't long before I realised it was a Waist of Time!!
What do you call a dating service connecting young men with mature women?
Had an issue remotely connecting to an Australian PC.
Connection was blocked by the firewall.
What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress?
Error in connecting to the server
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I grew up in a small village...
...where I pretty much laid all the new roads in the place but was I known as Mikey the road layer?
I single handedly built three bridges across the river there connecting the two sides of the village for the first time ever. Was I known as Mikey the bridge builder?
So today I had an idea for an invention because I was bored. A belt made out of watches.
After I finished connecting the watches to one another I realized something.
It was a big waist of time.
So I accidentally fell onto the rope connecting my two pigs...
I tore my hamstring.
Nate the Snake (Long)
There once was an island in the middle of the ocean, shaped somewhat like a dog bone, with two populated ends separated by a long narrow strip of land with a highway connecting the two ends of the island.
Oddly enough, the entire island was held up from sinking into the ocean by a big lever,...
My buddy was bragging about his Airpods...
He found it amazing that they seamlessly connect from his iPhone to his iPad when he changes devices. I told him that my Jabra does a pretty good job, but it doesn't always get it right because it's connecting to Android, Windows, and iOS devices so it's not an apples to Apples comparison.