Had an issue remotely connecting to an Australian PC.

Connection was blocked by the firewall.

A bumblebee rushes to the airport, running late for his flight

A bumblebee suddenly wakes up in a cold sweat, realizing he has overslept and is about to miss his connecting flight home after a successful overseas business trip. He makes a mad rush to the airport, suitcase in one hand, passport and airline ticket in the other. His tie flaps loose and unstraighte...

An Abridged Story About a Bridge

In short, two sides needed connecting.

I just finished connecting all of my watches together and making a belt out of it...

It was a waist of time

Do you know who was the biggest sponser of the movie Human Centipede?

Nokia.

Nokia - Connecting people

Sorry.

So I accidentally fell onto the rope connecting my two pigs...

I tore my hamstring.

Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ...

... and suddenly I have a stream.

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