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Connecting Jokes

Had an issue remotely connecting to an Australian PC.

Connection was blocked by the firewall.

A bumblebee suddenly wakes up in a cold sweat, realizing he has overslept and is about to miss his connecting flight home after a successful overseas business trip.

He makes a mad rush to the airport, suitcase in one hand, passport and airline ticket in the other. His tie flaps loose in the breeze, his shirt wrinkled and untucked, with his face covered in bushy bumblebee beard stubble.

He recklessly flies into the main entrance, nearly knocking over a fa...

What do you call a dating service connecting young men with mature women?

Oedipal Arrangements

So I accidentally fell onto the rope connecting my two pigs...

I tore my hamstring.

Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ...

... and suddenly I have a stream.

I just finished connecting all of my watches together and making a belt out of it...

It was a waist of time

What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress?

Error in connecting to the server

girl are u my neighbor's wifi?

cuz u have a stupid name and im having trouble connecting

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