Candidate: I don't give a fuck about what you think.
My roommate always complains about two of my weaknesses.
One was : 'You always get distracted sooooo easily!'
And the other one was the fact that there's a cute little spider on the ceiling.
What Are My Weaknesses? To be honest...
I'm a massive Liar.
Interviewer: Do you have any weaknesses?
Me: yea, I like to point out other people’s mistakes. By the way, that’s a stupid interview question.
Interviewer: So what are your strengths and weaknesses. Me: I have a decent sense of humor but my General Knowledge is not so good.
Interviewer: Ok, then tell us a joke.
Me: Knock Knock.
Interviewer: Who?
Me: 2nd US President.
Interviewer: 2nd US President who?
Me: Like I said, my General knowledge isn't good.
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