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Downside Jokes

What's the downside to eating a clock?

It's time consuming.

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What's the downside to cumming on the face of the girl you like?

Having to clean the monitor.

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For extra cash consider robbing sex offenders.

Their address is easy to find, and they can't own guns.

Only downside is politicians usually have good security.

TIL that a school of piranhas can strip all the flesh off of a child's body in less than a minute...

On the downside, I lost my job at the aquarium...

Opioid abuse may have a downside...

But it also has its Percs.

The only downside to Cinco de Mayo...

...is Seis de Hangover

What's a downside of making EU jokes?

It's very easy to cross the border.

Q. What's the downside to having 1000 grams?

A. The pinches on the cheeks get old real fast.

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I am not sure how I feel about having toast for breakfast.

On the upside, it’s buttered.

On the downside, it isn’t.

You know, I’m into auto erotic asphyxiation, but there is one downside.

You can never really tell if your coming or going.

What's the downside to the promotional motto "it's just as safe as it is fun"?

It's dead boring.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

The punchline comes before the joke.

What is the downside of timetravel jokes?

Good News! I've just become the leap frog world record holder

On the downside I'm now banned from ever entering any mosque again!

I've started a new religion based on the consumption of high-percentage alcohol. Its only downside is that I now miss a lot of work due to hangovers

It's called absinthe-theism.

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I’ve been going to gloryholes recently

It’s great. The only downside is whenever someone knocks on my front door I cum in my pants.

I am a little ambivalent about pizza.

On the upside, it has some great toppings.

On the downside, it doesn’t.

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Two men are hanging out at a bar, when one asks the other...

“Mate, if somebody gave you ten million dollars to have sex with Freddie Mercury, would you do it?

The other man, who is gay, says “I see no downside.”

The first man said: “Dude, Freddie Mercury died in 1991.”

The other one replied, “Exactly.”

A perk of a career at the morgue is you always get the coroner office.

The only downside is the stiff competition.

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Women are the best firewalls in the world

1. One human cell contains 75MB of genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. On average, ejaculation lasts for 5s and contains 2.25ml of semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal...

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It seems that there's no sexy women in my area anymore.

I guess that's the downside of watching porn in prison.

I eventually understood USB Type C design...

And now, I can't really see any downside in it

In the year 2030,

In the year 2030, space travel was expanding more than ever, and life science was seeing new revolutions every few weeks. Inventions in robotics and engineering were being created almost daily. But this new world came with a downside, the amount of harsh chemicals in the air were causing cancer to d...

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We'd lost that loving feeling

My wife and I are in our 50s. We still loved each other, but for one reason or another, we'd not had sex for a few years.

Deciding it was time to change that, we went to our family doctor. We told her our issue and she prescribed something
that would increase our labidos. She said it would...

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Hark! Are those cannons I hear?

Charlie was an aspiring stage actor who was still waiting for his "big break." He rarely got called for an acting gig and was near the point of giving up on his dream.
Finally, one day, his agent called and said "Charlie! I've got good news! I got you a gig! It's a small part, only one lin...

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