"We don't serve STRINGS here," the bartender sneers. "Get out!"
Dejected, the string leaves and walks to the corner. Then - he gets an idea! He twists around, fluffs his hair, and walks back into the bar.
The bartender looks up, na...
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A lich walks into a tavern
The whole place fell silent. The customers have heard tales of their existence, but most have never seen a lich before. The lich plops himself down at the bar counter, a few seats away from a human warrior and his busty mage companion. They exchanged looks.
"Whoa," the mage whispered. "It's a...