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Marginal Jokes

What do you call someone who is fluent in 3 languages and marginally conversant in 4th?

Pi-Lingual.

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Fat people aren't marginalized

They're buttered

Sally's Mommy is smart (marginally NSFW)

Little Sally and Little Johnny are playing in the sandbox one day.

Johnny looks at Sally and for whatever reason decides he wants to play a game with Sally.

So he gets her attention and suddenly pulls up his shirt. And then, pointing to each nipple, he announces "I have one of THESE ...

Why did the Economist cross the road?

Because Marginal Benefit (MB) was greater than Marginal Cost (MC)

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My mom accidentally put in more butter than what was called for in the recipe.

It was only a marginal error.

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Why was the butter confused at the protesters marching down the street?

He didn't know what it was like to be marginalized.

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Why do butter substitutes have such a hard time?

Because they're always being marginalized!

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A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining together at the country club.

The conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary, and a wager was placed on who had the most intelligent dog.

The doctor offered to show his dog first, and called to the parking lot, "Hippocrates, come!" Hippocrates ran in, and was to...

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