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Taper Off Jokes

Take it easy

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady dwarf. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!"

Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take...

I used to eat cold turkey all the time..

The only way I could stop was to taper off my intake gradually.

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