A man is using his hand to scoop some water from a Scottish Highland brook. He is about to drink when he is interrupted by a local shouting a warning: “Dinnae drink thon water, mun, it’s foo o’ coo’s shite ’n’ pish.”
The man peers over at the local and calls back, “My good fellow, I’m English...
How to speak Chinese
That's not right..................................Sum Ting Wong
Are you harbouring a fugitive?...............Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me asap......................................Kum Hia Nao
Stupid man........................................Dum Gai
Small horse....
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