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What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin?

You can't make a vita min.

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Math answers aren't born.

They're sum-moned.

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Why did Egyptian royalty have an easy time getting married?

They had great Pharaoh-mones

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What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t make an en-zyme but you can make a hor-mone.

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How do mummies attract mates?

Pharaoh-mones!

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