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Moot Jokes

I chose not to put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup. But that's okay...

... because she'd just put a picture of her dog. I sent her a message, something almost-clever like "your dog can ride in my pickup any time," and she responded.

We clicked pretty quickly, and started chatting regularly. Every day, sometimes throughout the day. Slowly we learned more about...

What don’t we listen to cows?

Because their point is always moot

What do you say when you're in a video conference, and say something completely irrelevant?



Oh sorry: I was on moot.

What do you call a fart that doesn't matter?

A moot poot.

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What did they name a mountain nobody gives a shit about?

Moot Point

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The American Kennel Club has recognized new dog breeds.

* Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter. Great for Christmas.
* Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer. Smells like fresh mountain dog.
* Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabrador. Won't stop barking.
* Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere. A dog that's true til the end.
* Terrier...

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

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