Moons Jokes - 13 Hilarious Moons Jokes

When you're trying to slingshot around Jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter's moons...

Europa creek with no paddle.

I hope someone smiles at this dumb space joke.

How does a barber cut the moons hair?

Eclipse it!

Kids orbit their parents like moons.

It's why they can't see their dark sides.

A rlly funny incident I remember from class many moons ago

So basically, back in 7th grade, my teacher wrote "brain" as one of the supplies to bring to class everyday. Cuz of course - it makes sense to use it in class, right? A few teachers actually do this, as I've heard.

Anyways, in class (like in many classes), we had this one "troublemaker" dude...

Do vegetarians prefer moons or asteroids?

Moons, because asteroids are are a little meteor.

(Made up for my kids today)
#dadjoke #sorry

We really should look into colonizing Mars and other planets or moons

If you look at the studies, 100% of deaths occur here on earth.

What do you call the YouTube channel of a werewolf who works on submarines to stay out of the way of full moons and copies all the documents for the captain?

Lycan sub scribe

What would we call a war on one of saterns moons.....

ATTACK ON TITAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PLAYS ANIME MUSIC*

What do they call confectioner's sugar on the moons of Jupiter?

Io cane powder

Jupiter has a total of 64 moons.

Their werewolf problem must be enormous.

Nasa decided to put a random object on all of Saturn's moons

So now there's a tack on Titan.

What do you get if you send an anime fan to one of Saturn’s moons?

“Otaku on Titan”

What do you call a group of dolphins that move according to the moons gravity?

A Tide pod

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