Moe Jokes

He always wanted to be a bartender.

At the pearly Gates, St Peter tell them well since you were overall good people I’ll let you into Heaven however all your Heavenly possessions will be based on how faithful you were to your spouses. Let’s start with you Larry: in 20 years of marriage you cheated on your wife Jennifer 5 times, that m... read more

Ones the bartender, the others the Bart ender.

It’s because Moe was a Bart-ender

...So he could become a BARTender!

How different do you think your life would have been if your parents named you Moe instead of Neil and would you still use your full name?

Because Bob also wants to be a Bart-Ender.

Lester.

Moe and Sam, who were both 90 years old, loved baseball, and they had their entire life. One day, they were sitting together on a bench in their neighborhood when Moe turns to Sam and says:

"Will you promise me something? Promise me that if you die first and go to heaven, you'll come back an... read more

he realized he was a Bartender

After a week or so, one of the workers really stood out and was getting special treatment from the supervisor, Moe. The other dwarves complained to HR and threatened to go on strike.
The supervisor was called into the office and reprimanded. He explained that he was only trying to keep the harde... read more

The portrait was of a prodigious music composer a long time ago.

Another one of Moe’s friends came up to them and asked, “Hey, what’re you guys looking at?”

“Moe’s-art.”

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a shot. Bartender asks "what's your name, what's your problem?" Duck replies "name's Larry, I've been in and out of puddles all day, I don't want to talk about it". A little while later a second duck walks in. Bartender asks "what's your name, what's you... read more

Moe's deaf

Moe de Grasse Tyson.

Moe, Larry and Curly

I’ve got to give a best man speech and the father of brides last name is Arrowsmith. Which kind of sounds like Aerosmith (especially in Moe from Simpson’s voice)
Can anyone think of a decent joke? Or just not bother.

Nestled in a small valley, the town of Alfred was dominated by a church with a massive bell that would ring every day, at the top of every hour for several minutes on end, from sun up 'til sun down, much to the ire of the inhabitants.


One fateful night, the bell disappeared. Distraught,... read more