a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and splat ... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants. When the hou...
My wife said to me she wanted to go somewhere fancy....
"somewhere where they serve from the left!" she demanded, so I took her through the drive-thu.
How many fingers does the dragonborn have?
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? (x-post from r/gaming)
Four fingers and a thu'um.
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