Thu Jokes - 6 Hilarious Thu Jokes

How does the Dragonborn telework?

Thu’um call.

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Splat goes the cat

a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and splat ... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants. When the hou...

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My wife said to me she wanted to go somewhere fancy....

"somewhere where they serve from the left!" she demanded, so I took her through the drive-thu.

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums...
Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Oral After Night Shift

Husband comes home after working night shift and decides to wake his wife by giving her oral sex. He gently lifts the doona and slowly crawls up to her fanny, spreads her legs and licks her until she quivers and cums all over his face. He goes to the bathroom to clean up and finds his wife in there ...

How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? (x-post from r/gaming)

Four fingers and a thu'um.

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