Fats Jokes - 16 Hilarious Fats Jokes

My doctor advised me to stay away from trans fats.

I guess I should really get off Tumblr

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Yo mama's so fat

she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops

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My friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered that contains protein, fiber, and good fats

"That's nuts!" I exclaimed.

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Yo mama's so fat

She

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Yo mama so fat

She has a watch for every time zone she's in,
When she walks past the tv, you miss 8 seasons,
She beat galactus in a planet-eating contest,
Thanos couldn't snap her out of existence,
Flash died before he could do a lap around her
And she ate a black hole because she was hungry

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Yo mama is so fat

She is literally attractive

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Yo mama so fat

she outta breath from taking the escalator.

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Yo momma so fat

she clicks nudes in panorama

Trans Fats

Fat people identifying as skinny.

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Yo momma so fat

She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Yo mama so fat

She ate her laptop because the website said it had cookies in it.

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Girls, beware of fats guys

They just want to get into your pantries

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Yo momma's so fat

She uses the highway as a water slide

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Yo mama so fat

She uses the richter scale to weigh herself

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Fats Domino died after falling onto another family member...

Who fell onto another family member, Who fell onto another family member, Who fell onto another family member, Who fell onto another family member...

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Fats Domino died.

Ain’t it a shame.

R.I.P. Fats

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