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English to become the official European language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. 

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement an...

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drown them

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I wish for more..

Genie: You get one wish.

Me: I wish for mor–

Genie: No wishing for more wishes.

Me:

Genie:

Me: I wish for more genies.

Genie: Holy shit.

All the new genies: Holy shit.

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Genie: You know the drill, you get three wishes

Dave: I wish all G's were replaced by P's

Penie: As you wish. For your next wish?

Dave: I wish all E's at the end of a word were replaced by the letter S

Penis: So it will bs

Davs: For my last wish-

Penis: You ...

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah witness and a Mormon?

I have no idea but I can’t get him off my porch

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Voodoo Dick

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A husband whose wife is notorious for cheating on him while he is away on business is at his wits end with the whole thing.

He loves his wife dearly, and explained to her that this cannot continue. He has a long trip coming up soon and knows that she is going to cheat on him if ...

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