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Mistakes Jokes

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

Common English Mistakes

Common English Mistakes

-mixing up there, their, and they're

-using the wrong too, to, or two

-putting commas in the wrong place

-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches

-using apostrophes for plurals

I’ve always been taught to embrace my mistakes

It’s why I hug my kids each night before bed

I learn a lot from my mistakes

I think it's time to make a few more.

Some people call their mistakes "happy accidents"

But some people get more creative and give them cute little names like Nathan or Thomas, just like my parents did.

Woman mistakes Lee Trevino for a migrant worker

Lee Trevino is a Mexican-American who was one of the best golfers (and greatest characters) in the world. But when he was a young man, he would still mow his own lawn, and this is why.

He was a young golfer on the PGA Tour, and a married man, when one day he was out mowing the lawn in front ...

Why do vampires make the same mistakes over and over again?

Because they lack reflection.

I hate making spelling mistakes.

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

i told my girlfriend yesterday, she should learn to embrace her mistakes

she seemed very content, because she instantly hugged me.

By mistake his Phone rang in Church during prayers...

The Priest scolded him ...

After prayers, the congregation admonished him for interrupting the silence.

His wife lectured him on his carelessness until they got home.

One could see the shame, embarrassment n humiliation on his face !!

*He has never stepped into the Church...

Quoting someone's mistakes...

Quoting someone's mistakes is a sic burn.

What are the 3 worst mistakes in business

1. Over-promising
2. Under-delivering

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If Biden unfucks any more of Trump's mistakes any faster...

There'll be no Ivanka and Jr. by Sunday.

The other day my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick but I passed her glue by mistake

She still isn’t talking to me

How do you know a redditor is not a native english speaker?

They'll apologize for potential mistakes after 10 paragraphs of perfect english

Sorry for the spelling/grammer mistakes

My first language is English.

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Nuclear power is like anal sex

If done cleanly and properly, it might be even better than conventional methods. But add a few messy mistakes and it's considered taboo.

If we don't proofread and correct mistakes

The errorists win.

Yesterday my manager said, "I'm off tomorrow, but if I come back and find that you've made one more mistake then you'll be fired."

So today, to save myself, I've made plenty of mistakes.

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I try to learn from my mistakes,

but it's hard when they can't even wipe their own ass.

We never make mistakes.

There was an incident a few years ago where I was sure I had made a mistake, but it turned out I was wrong.

Spelling Mistakes

I accidentally made a spelling mistake on my work. I found this out when I get screamed at for it. It is a fairly small mistake, so I don't understand why she is so upset!

Jeez, I'm a tattoo artist, not an english teacher. Calm down, we all make mistakes.

I plotted a graph of my past mistakes

It has an ex-axis and a why-axis

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Why is Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

Apparently a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

(Came up on my own :,))





Edit no. Unknown- Thank you for redditors who pointed out the mistakes in my post. Sadly, I can’t change the title. It is “Are” instead of “Is”.

I made a lot of stupid mistakes as a kid.

Now that I'm an adult, I'm making far more advanced and complex mistakes.

How does a baked bean learn from its mistakes?

It uses Heinz sight.

If God doesn't make mistakes...

Then how the heck did I end up here?

Boss: "You've got to find a way to make fewer mistakes on the job"

Worker: "Ok, how about I come in later in the morning?"

I was always told to we should celebrate our mistakes

I guess that's why my mum throws me a birthday party every year

I have trouble admitting my mistakes

It's not my fault.

Embrace you mistakes

My significant other and I were discussing mistakes we have made in our relationship.


I suggested she should embrace her mistakes.


She then hugged me.

Its OK to make mistakes, everybody does!

My parents are a great example, they made me

My Korean girlfriend makes some cute mistakes when speaking English. For example:

"Fishing stick" instead of "Fishing rod"

"Tropical tree" instead of "Palm tree"

"Ant-licker" instead of "Uncle"

Any married man should forget his mistakes

there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A man who recogizes his mistakes when wrong is wise. A man that recognizes his mistake when he is right is...

Married.

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others;

the rest of us have to be the others.

I can't undue my mistakes...

All I can do is more mistakes, and hope the original one gets diluted

A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it.

There is a puff of blue smoke and a genie pops out. “You have three wishes. I can give you anything in the world. If I fail, I must become your personal genie for eternity.”

The teacher thinks for a moment and says, “For my first wish, I want jewels. Silver, gold, platinum, whatever you have....

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When I make mistakes my parents would always asked me, why do we make mistakes? To learn from them

Well the other day, I got drunk, really drunk, and for some reason I made sure everyone in town knew about it. I drove around exclamating curse words and screaming at people from things as simple as walking their dogs. Eventually I even tried to go back to the bar but I was so drunk they didn't let ...

Bob Ross used to say, "There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents."

Lovely man, terrible driving instructor.

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People whom correct grammar mistakes are called grammar nazis.

It’s because there anti semantic.

How to pay for your mistakes?

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The Geography of a Woman:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like the USA. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, r...

We've all made mistakes. I made a left turn once....

It wasn't right, man.

I hear that you're supposed to learn from your mistakes

Probably why I'm an only child.

I learned from my parents mistakes.

You could say I'm self taught.

I prefer to learn from the mistakes

of people who take my advice

My advice to Jussie Smollett is everyone makes mistakes...

Don’t beat yourself up over it!

I have an Eastern European friend who fixes my language mistakes...

My personal spell Czech.

My dad has a piece of paper where he keeps a list of all his mistakes.

He calls it my birth certificate.

People always tell me to learn from mistakes...

Why would I ever want to listen to my children?

Jussie Smollett told me he was feeling bad about recent mistakes...

I told him not to beat himself up too badly.

I don't make mistakes twice

I repeat them five or six times just to make sure.

I couldn't live with my mistakes anymore...

So I became a bomb disposal technician

I never make mistakes.

I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Not learning from mistakes runs in the family.

Which is why I have a little brother.

Some mistakes can grow to be big problems

That's how my parents feel about me

I try to teach my mom something new everyday.

Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes.

A doctor says to a lawyer "There are plenty of your mistakes covered up with paperwork"

The lawyer responds "And plenty of yours covered up with a shovel"

What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

Looking back at all my mistakes next year will be easier....

Hindsight = 2020

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