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Talmud logic exposed

A young man in his mid-twenties knocks on the door of the noted scholar Rabbi Shwartz. “My name is Sean Goldstein,” he says. “I’ve come to you because I wish to study Talmud.”

“Do you know Aramaic?” the rabbi asks.

“No,” replies the young man.

“Hebrew?” asks the Rabbi.

“N...

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The Blind Monk [OC]

In a monastery in Tibet I met a blind old monk.
I was looking for spiritual enlightenment, and he was willing to help me on my search.

He introduced himself as Yu and spoke only in third person.
We would sit together for long stretches saying nothing, before he would tell me stories fro...

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An Irishman, an American, a Jew and a Greek all die...

When they get to Heaven, they're given the chance to go back to Earth and give it one more shot.

"But whatever sin you committed most in life, you must not even think once of committing it again," they're told, "Or you'll be right back up here."

All four end up together back on Earth, ...

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Splitting the Red Sea

Moses was leading the Jews while being chased by the Pharaoh and his men. In a moment of foolishness, he walked right up to the Red Sea. They were trapped.
"God dammit," said Moses.

So God did.

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An old man sees a younger one walking down the road with a roll of duct tape

In a small, backwoods town, an old codger is having his morning coffee out on his porch when he spies one of the boys from town walking down the road. He calls out to the young man.

“Hey, there, young fella. Whatcha doin’ walking around this neck of the woods this early in the morning?”
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