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Stupidity Jokes

What is the difference between stupidity and genius?

"What is the difference between stupidity and genius? Genius has its limits."
-- Albert Einstein

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.

Thank God I'm Canadian.

What’s the opposite of artificial intelligence?

Natural stupidity!

The problem with America is stupidity.

So why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Whats the difference between stupidity and ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the height of stupidity?

I don't know, somebody ask OP how tall he is.

Theres no i in stupidity

Wait...

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

The definition of stupidity is When you have a Land Rover, a Land Cruiser....

But still have a Landlord.....

What do you call a prescription opioid abuser who realise their stupidity but won't stop anyway?

an oxymoron

Like Einstein said, "Only 2 things are infinite, human stupidity And...

WinRAR trial version".

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

(Stolen from a German friend on FB where it's apparently making the rounds...)

There is a new vaccine against stupidity.

But anti-vaxxers don't get it.

George bush stupidity

So George bush, the queen of England, a hockey player, a scientist, and a little kid are all on a plane that will soon crash, and there are only 4 parachutes.

The queen of England says: "Well all my people back home need me"
takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.

George bush ...

*knock knock* "Who's there?" "Dejav."

"Dejav who?"

*knock knock*


*edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity

There’s a fine line between poverty and stupidity

And Trump wants to build a wall on it
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