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Three people reach the Pearly Gate at the same time, where they are told a very simple rule right at the beginning: DO NOT STEP ON DOGS! As a punishment, ugliness or stupidity awaits you.

"That should be easy", the three think to themselves, but when they pass the gate, they see that dogs are lying around everywhere.

The first one sees a heavenly hammock in the distance and carefully tries to reach it. But after only a few steps he steps on a small dog. He reaches the hammock ...

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Thank god I live in Canada

What is the difference between stupidity and genius?

"What is the difference between stupidity and genius? Genius has its limits."
-- Albert Einstein

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

*One never knows,,, A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!"

One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!!!! The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew he...

Werner Herzog tells a joke

"Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because of the enormity of its stupidity, there is no purpose to any of its actions."

While filling my car up, I noticed a woman smoking while filling her car up, silly thing to do, but I know better than to confront strangers about their stupidity. I see two cops on the other side of the street, they can see her but they aren't doing anything about it...

Tax dollars in action I guess.

As I am going to pay I hear this screaming behind me, like "I am dying!" type screaming.

I look around and see that this woman's arm is on fire!

She is literally running around the station waving her arm in the air!

The cops jump into action...

The definition of stupidity is When you have a Land Rover, a Land Cruiser....

But still have a Landlord.....

Whats the difference between stupidity and ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

(Stolen from a German friend on FB where it's apparently making the rounds...)

I was teaching my science class about Pavlov.

The students were laughing at the stupidity of the dogs.

Then the bell rang and they all got up and rushed to the canteen for lunch.

Heard that the people who invented the COVID vaccine also invented a vaccine for stupidity.

Not going to take either cause

1) COVID isn't serious.

2) Why would anyone take a vaccine that makes you stupid?

What do you call a prescription opioid abuser who realise their stupidity but won't stop anyway?

an oxymoron

The problem with America is stupidity.

So why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

There is a new vaccine against stupidity.

But anti-vaxxers don't get it.

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