Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Thank god I live in Canada

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

What do you call a prescription opioid abuser who realise their stupidity but won't stop anyway?

an oxymoron

While filling my car up, I noticed a woman smoking while filling her car up, silly thing to do, but I know better than to confront strangers about their stupidity. I see two cops on the other side of the street, they can see her but they aren't doing anything about it...

Tax dollars in action I guess.

As I am going to pay I hear this screaming behind me, like "I am dying!" type screaming.

I look around and see that this woman's arm is on fire!

She is literally running around the station waving her arm in the air!

The cops jump into action...

Whats the difference between stupidity and ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

(Stolen from a German friend on FB where it's apparently making the rounds...)

I can describe stupidity with one letter

me

A local copper was walking through his quiet English village when he spots a red Ferrari coming through just a little bit too fast. He steps out into the road, stops the car, and walks up to the driver's window.

"Going a bit fast there, don't you think?"

"This road is the b35 so I was going 35mph." Replies the driver.

The copper shakes his head at the driver's stupidity. "That's not how it works, son. It's tight bends and small single lanes for miles around here, 30mph maximum." The copper the...

Remember before the internet when it was thought collective stupidity was due to a lack of information?

Well, it wasn’t that.

Scientists have developed a vaccine against stupidity.

But anti-vaxxers won't get it.

Death is like....

Stupidity. When you are, you don't know it. And its only awkward for others.

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