UPJOKE
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Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.

Thank God I'm Canadian.
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What is the difference between stupidity and genius?

"What is the difference between stupidity and genius? Genius has its limits."
-- Albert Einstein
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What’s the opposite of artificial intelligence?

Natural stupidity!
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What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.
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Whats the difference between stupidity and ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.
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What's the height of stupidity?

I don't know, somebody ask OP how tall he is.
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Theres no i in stupidity

Wait...
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What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

(Stolen from a German friend on FB where it's apparently making the rounds...)
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The problem with America is stupidity.

So why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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The definition of stupidity is When you have a Land Rover, a Land Cruiser....

But still have a Landlord.....
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What do you call a prescription opioid abuser who realise their stupidity but won't stop anyway?

an oxymoron
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There is a new vaccine against stupidity.

But anti-vaxxers don't get it.
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Like Einstein said, "Only 2 things are infinite, human stupidity And...

WinRAR trial version".
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There’s a fine line between poverty and stupidity

And Trump wants to build a wall on it
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George bush stupidity

So George bush, the queen of England, a hockey player, a scientist, and a little kid are all on a plane that will soon crash, and there are only 4 parachutes.

The queen of England says: "Well all my people back home need me"
takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.

George bush ...
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None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity,

especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me insane, Tyrone.”
One day Tyrone’s mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her...
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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "Dejav."

"Dejav who?"

*knock knock*


*edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity
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