A man went to a tailor's shop to be fitted for a suit and a pair of shoes. The old tailor took all of the measurements and said to return in a week.
The man returned in a week and put on his new suit and new shoes.
As he stood in front of the mirror he complained that the left sleeve ...
I wanted to post to r/showerthoughts
But I’m afraid I’ll slip up
What did the cop say to the banana as it was released from jail?
Don’t Slip Up Again
Why was the banana a good prosecutor?
She always made the defense slip up on appeal.
A man goes to confession after a round of golf...
Man: Father, I took the Lord's name in vain while out golfing today. Priest: That's ok, my son, golf is a frustrating sport, and we all slip up from time to time. Man: No, no, I would really feel better if I could atone for my sin. Priest: Well then by all means, tell my what happened. M...
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