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Why do lawyers wear button up collars and ties?

So their foreskin doesn’t slip up over their head

I wanted to post to r/showerthoughts

But I’m afraid I’ll slip up

What did the cop say to the banana as it was released from jail?

Don’t Slip Up Again

A man goes to confession after a round of golf...

Man: Father, I took the Lord's name in vain while out golfing today.
Priest: That's ok, my son, golf is a frustrating sport, and we all slip up from time to time.
Man: No, no, I would really feel better if I could atone for my sin.
Priest: Well then by all means, tell my what happened.

Why was the banana a good prosecutor?

She always made the defense slip up on appeal.

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