A Jew, an Hindu and Karen survive a plane crash in the woods
They walk together trough the woods throughout the day and into the night looking for help.
At last, they find a little wooden house with a lit window and a barn next to it.
The Jewish man says:
"Finally, someone who can help us! Let's ask the owner if we can stay the night and ...
There was a woman with a hundred children
There was a woman with a hundred children. She lacked the creativity to name all of them, so she just named them 1 through 100.
Eventually, through a series of misfortunes, 99 of the children died. Only the one named 90 survived. 90 grew up healthy, thankfully. She found a man and fell in lo...
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A pirate walks into a bar... [Long]
A pirate walks into a bar. He has two peg legs, two hooks for hands, and is wearing two eyepatches. As he sits at the bar, one of the patrons turns to him and says, "Excuse me, I can't help but notice you have two peg legs. How did that happen?"
The pirate responds, "Yarrr, matey. I...