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What illness gives you tears and heartache?

Mourning sickness.

Just arrived home and found a beautiful woman grouting the bathroom wall and singing "It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache..."

I thought to myself....She's a Bonnie Tyler.

Why does The Backstreet Boys make a bad cardiac specialist?

Because they'll tell you it's nothing but a heartache

Due to global climate change the world is set to experience a loss in olive oil

Now we can all understand the heartache Popeye felt after the tragic end of his wife.

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