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Mimes Jokes

As a child i was molested by mimes

They did unspeakable things to me.

It's a bit embarrassing to admit here, but I was once attacked by a whole bunch of street mimes..

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..and they did some unspeakable things to me.

That’s the thing about humping mimes....

You never hear them coming.

First they came for the mimes..

And oh hell yeah I said something. I didn't want them to think I was a mime.

My friend got into hot water with a cult of mimes

They committed unspeakable acts of violence against him.

Two mimes are eating a cannibal clown

One turns to the other and says

My parents are both mimes, but they’ve recently filed for divorce.

They just don’t communicate.

Why can't mimes work in packing and shipping?

Because they just can't think outside the box !

I got a walk on part in a silent movie about mimes.

I’m absolutely speechless.

You come across three performing mimes. One is in an invisible box, one is cutting an invisible rope, and one is fighting an invisible man. Which one failed mime school?

The one who won't shut up about it.

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