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The front page is filled with memes in reference to that guy being dragged off of a plane. I can't remember the last time the entire reddit user base was so...

... United.

Why does Greta Thunberg like r/memes?

Everything there is recycled

These Cthulu memes I've seen now and again, need to get some new material

All I ever see are Old Ones.

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

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Memes are like farts.

If you have to force it out, it's probably shit.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

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Poker is like sex

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand

Edit 1: when you cheat in poker you have a partner

Edit 2: this is getting more upvotes than I thought it would get but before someone calls me out on it. This was a Mae West quote about bridge and several Internet memes pu...

Communists jokes on internet aren't memes

They're ourours

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Why did the mailman deliver your memes 10 days late?

Because he was a shitposter.

How do you find Australian memes on reddit?

Sort by Hot.

Why will anti-vaxx memes never die?

They’ll never get old

It's time for 9/11 memes

Americans won't get it

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How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many redittors does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers ...

Why Bilbo had to be Male

Fun fact: Bilbo Baggins had to be a male in order for the plot of The Hobbit to work. If he was instead female, everything would have fallen apart in the goblin cave. Bilbo would have gone off wandering around in the dark and dreary caverns, found the ring, and seen Gollum fishing like in the origin...

What do you call a person who always posts memes?

Depressed

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the best thing about corona memes?

They always go viral

What do anti-vax kids and my memes have in common?

they both die in new

Someone once asked me if memes could exist in superposition.

Well yes, but actually, no.

My memes, chicken and children have one thing in common

They have to be deep-fried beforehand

EU memes here

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With great memes...

...comes great repost ability.

What kind of memes are the most addictive?

Dopamemes.

These Area 51 memes are...

Out of this world

I'm positively delighted by funny internet memes.

So much so that I frequently can't even make it to the punch line without becoming giddy with laughter.

I suffer from, premature e-joke elation.

Twitter screenshots aren't memes,

They're words of twisdom.

Why are African memes the easiest to steal?

Well, none of them have a watermark...

I was talking to my parents over dinner, my Mom said she was getting tired of the Bernie Sanders memes.

I looked over to her and said "Don't worry, this trend will Bern out soon."

I'm no linguist, but all Germans really appreciate memes.

They always say 'feeling dank'

Someone needs to end these Epstein memes

They aren’t going to kill themself

There are too many "You can't see me" memes out there

I've Cena Nuff'

Memes are like children...

at some point you forget about them and then they die

What Union do Professional Meme Artists belong to?

The Memesters

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure memes are stupid

I just can't Stand them.

These no nut November memes

They’re really getting out of hand

The reason nobody’s laughing at your quarantine memes is

because they’re all just inside jokes.

Since many of the posts on here are "Yo Mama jokes" and many others are "Chuck Norris" jokes, can any of the brilliant minds who post on here combine the two memes into a single joke?

Chuck Norris used a roundhouse kick to move yo mama, because when she sits around the house, she really sits **around the house**.

Imagine a world without memes

It is memeningless.

I always have mixed feelings when I see Mad World memes

On one hand, I find it kinda funny...

I have this weird obsession with old memes...

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I prefer posting memes over jokes

They just meme more to me




Im so sorry this was terrible

Why the anti vaxxer kids memes are always funny?

because they never get old

After several visits to the doctor's I've finally been referred to rehab for spending all my days smoking drugs and looking up jokes about cheese.

Hopefully I can kick my addiction to meth and feta memes.

when someone shows you a meme from instagram but you already know it from r/memes

Yeah, I've reddit

What did the r/memer say to his Instagram meme friend when he was showing him old memes?

I’ve reddit

Ok Boomer memes are dead, but they will surely come back one day.

It's the boomerang efffect

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Some guy posted sexy pics of their girlfriend on r/memes

certified bra moment

Popular Memes are like Mass Shootings

People won't stop talking about them until something until another one comes along.

I like my people like I like my memes...

high quality, original, and able to make me laugh and think!

I am getting real sick of these Anti-Vaxx memes

But that's because I wasn't Vaccinated.

What do you say to your friend with the best memes?

Danks

Memes have come a long way since they appeared on the internet.

They used to be funny pictures you sent to your friends, now they lead countries.

i only made this because i could not post in r/memes thanks to my karma being too low

one day i tried to tell a chemistry joke



but i got no reaction

What do you call remembering memes from 2008?

PTXD

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What are the best memes for giving you energy?

Amphetamemes.

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Fuck you only God can judge me.

My wife gave me an ultimatum. It’s either MCU memes or her.

I was shocked, all I could get out was “I’m sorry, little one.”

I don’t get all the hype about lamp memes

It’s just going to burn itself out

A Poem

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Stop memes about Harambe

-Cincinnati Zoo

(Oc) What do you call a comedian whos act relies only on memes and pun?

A Comemeian

Half my humor is puns, the other half is memes.

The third half is absurdity.

Advice for dealing with all the Aaron Hernandez memes....

...hang in there, it'll die quicker than you think.

The one who created the memes font really changed the world.

I mean, he really made an Impact.

Joking about Kim jong uns death and corona are kind of the same. First we made memes about it....

....then we either ended up dead or locked inside

What's the best thing about advertising using Internet memes?

You don't have to spend a 4Chan to get the word out.

I like my memes the way I like my freudian slips

Send dudes

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