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Mime Artist Jokes

Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists...

They did unspeakable things to me.

I strangled a mime artist....

With a cordless phone.

Why aren’t there many famous female mime artists?

The glass ceiling.

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A friend of mine was sexually assaulted by a gang of mime artists last night...

They did unspeakable things to him.

Did you hear about the deaf man who escaped a murderous gang of mute mime artists?

Yeah, he saw them coming.

I've just found out that one of my best friends is a mime artist.

He kept that quiet.

My late wife was abducted by a troupe of travelling Mime artists.

The police informed me, they did... Unspeakable things to her.

I hate street performers

But then again I'm a mime artist so I can't really talk

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