Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists...
They did unspeakable things to me.
I strangled a mime artist....
With a cordless phone.
Why arenโt there many famous female mime artists?
The glass ceiling.
This joke may contain profanity. ๐ค
A friend of mine was sexually assaulted by a gang of mime artists last night...
They did unspeakable things to him.
Did you hear about the deaf man who escaped a murderous gang of mute mime artists?
Yeah, he saw them coming.
I've just found out that one of my best friends is a mime artist.
He kept that quiet.
My late wife was abducted by a troupe of travelling Mime artists.
The police informed me, they did... Unspeakable things to her.
I hate street performers
But then again I'm a mime artist so I can't really talk
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.