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Undocumented Jokes

There is a country that is still mostly undocumented

This country is not too large in size, but it's covered by miles and miles of tar. It's gone by many names, such as "The Country of Tar," and still lacks an official title. According to the few documents that exist for it, the tar covering the country could conceal countless amounts of undiscovered ...

My computer auto-corrected "illegal immigrant" to "undocumented person."

It's a PC PC.

ICE provided us a list of all the undocumented immigrants in our neighborhood

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"Mr. Trump, have you changed your plans for mass deportation?"

"No, I have not. I will deport 11 million undocumented immigrants and two dogs."

"Why the two dogs?"

"See? Nobody cares about the immigrants!"

Donald Trump says the only reason he lost the popular vote is because 3 million undocumented immigrants voted in the election

He knows this because thats how many of his employees asked him for the day off.

Thanksgiving.

The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left.

Twitter has banned "foreign spy" as hate speech.

The acceptable term is "undocumented knowledge worker."

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