I hadn't put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup
I hadn't put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup. But that's okay, because she'd just put a picture of her dog. I sent her a message, something almost-clever like "your dog can ride in my pickup any time," and she responded.
We clicked pretty quickly, and sta...
The Bodybuilder Bee left his wife.
She called a friend for a shoulder to cry on, and she rushed over with chocolate and two bottles of wine. As they were sitting there, talking and drinking, the now-ex wife said „I still don’t understand it. He said the reason was because he wanted to be a pastor?!“ Her friend replied „Well, he...
I've been a beekeeper for years and when my crush said "It's me or it's those nasty insects, make up your mind", at first I didn't think she was serious.
Then I saw her face.
Now I'm a bee-leaver.
Met a girl who raised bees
She was a keeper.
My friends said she was no good for me. At first I denied it, but I caught her cheating and now I'm a bee-leaver
I used to be a beekeeper
I remained so until the Monkees came to my town. Rather than take care of my apiary, my girlfriend wanted me to take her to the concert. I didn't think she was serious, but then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee-leaver.
When I was a kid, I had to quit the marching band based on my religious principles.
I was a real tuba leaver back then.
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A man takes his wife in to a doctor for some tests...
...that night the Drs office gets ransacked, the computers get destroyed and files were thrown everywhere. The doctor calls the husband, explains the situation and says "your wife and another patient have the same name so I don't know which result to give you", the husband replies "well, what are th...