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Which Goddess is 3.37 feet tall?

Demeter
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The Roman version of Demeter is Ceres.

And the American version of Demeter is Da yard.
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Why was the greek god arrested?

cuz it committed a misDEMETER
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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.
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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.
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Why did Zeus shut off the gas when a goddess was out for a jog?

Because Demeter was running
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