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Demeter Jokes

Which Goddess is 3.37 feet tall?

Demeter

The Roman version of Demeter is Ceres.

And the American version of Demeter is Da yard.

Why was the greek god arrested?

cuz it committed a misDEMETER

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why did Zeus shut off the gas when a goddess was out for a jog?

Because Demeter was running

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