Mechanical Engineers Jokes

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Their personalities!

Four engineers in a car driving down the highway.... A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, a thermodynamic engineer & a software engineer.

Suddenly the car isn't running right so they pull to the side of the road.

The mechanical engineers says "The engine sounds like it ha... read more

There once was an old man. During his life, he had started his own tech company, married a beautiful woman and had two children who moved on to be successful mechanical engineers. He also vehemently argued against Christianity, Buddhism and Islam and proclaimed that the only reasonable religious vie... read more

Bill and Bob, two Government mechanical engineers, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole', said Bob, 'But we don't have a ladder.'
The woman said, 'Hand me that wrench out of ... read more