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I'm so get at sex...

that after every session, my wife has to go in the bathroom and turn on her electric massager. I think its because of her bad back?

What is hot, moves in a circular motion, has balls, and makes a woman feel amazing?

A heated shiatsu food massager. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Great present by the way...so much happy.

My ex-wife got a job in Huston giving back-rubs in Walmart

She's the Texas Chain Store Massager

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