Why do Marxists only drink decaf tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

How did the marxists get around?

The Prolechariot.

What do you call a cannibal that only eats Marxists?

. . . a proletarian.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Yo' mama so classless

She could be a Marxists utopia.

Screwing in a lightbulb

How many Zombies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they wouldn't fit and zombies don't screw.

 

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Thirty-one. One to hold the bulb and 30 to drink until the room spins!

 
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