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Marxists Jokes

Why do Marxists only drink decaf tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

How did the marxists get around?

The Prolechariot.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. The bulb contains the seed of its own revolution.

What do you call a cannibal that only eats Marxists?

. . . a proletarian.

Yo' mama so classless

She could be a Marxists utopia.

Screwing in a lightbulb

How many Zombies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they wouldn't fit and zombies don't screw.

 

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Thirty-one. One to hold the bulb and 30 to drink until the room spins!

 
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