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Two boxers light up a blunt

After a couple hours, both of them are pretty damn high, they start telling each other stories. One of them says, "Oh man, the other day I went on the craziest date with my wife. I got home after practice and told her to get ready. A couple minutes later we head out into that beautiful forest next t...

Dinner with friends

So these three couples go out to dinner. The first guy turns to his wife and says "can you pass the honey, honey?". This caused his wife to smile so big that she got this big lovey dovey look on her face as she happily passed the honey and gave him a big kiss on the cheek. The second guy not wanting...

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