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Love Making Jokes

When I was younger,I used to love making sandcastles with my grandmother

Until my mom started hiding the urn

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A joke meant to be told to someone you wanna make love to... 10% success rate.

A curious rabbit escaped from the zoo and into wilderness... It went HOP HOP HOP until it spotted a cow.

Rabbit: What are you?
Cow: Do you really wanna know?
Rabbit: Yes!
Cow: Let's have sex first.
--love making--
Cow: I'm a cow.

So it went HOP HOP HOP again until it spo...

My love making is like rain in a hurricane.

You’ll get 4” per hour & very wet.

Morning Love Making

Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work everyday?" Robert replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work."

Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning. "That's ea...

My style of love making is just like jazz.

My style of lovemaking isn’t very popular.

I love making jokes about unvaccinated children

They never get old

Why do racists love making meringues?

They get to seperate the whites

I love making puns about ‘The Sound of Music’

It's really my ideal vice.

I love making self-deprecating jokes because they're so easy to make

The only thing easier is me

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A couple of newlyweds on were on their honeymoon and moments before the passionate love making commenced, the wife says to the husband, "Please, be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

The husband was shocked and replied, "How's this possible? You've been married *three* times before!"

The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, ...

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A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom.

The man has no issues, but the woman can't reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm.

After going to see a specialist, he recommended that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel whilst him and his wi...

"Why are you fisting me?" A question that should never come up during love making.

Fisting should always be discussed beforehand.

What are the worst three words you could hear when you're in the middle of some passionate love making?

"Honey, I'm home!"

My wife hates how I love making puns with Bruce Willis movie titles, and wishes I would stop. But you know what they say....

Old habits Pulp Fiction.

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