Damn... girl got a caboose like a noose.

It chokes me up.

From a 30 year old memory of a joke someone's grandfather told.

Brad's first year away at university was a lot of partying and paying for his friend's. He quickly runs out of money. His father would not be pleased with his wastefulness, so Brad sends him a message stating he has a professor that can teach his father's dog how to read and write for a bargain pric...

A man who collects model trains was driving his wife insane with all the money he was spending on his hobby

One day, he went too far and spent nearly $1000 on a model train. His wife was so furious she took the train and broke it over his head.
So he took her to court for domestic caboose.

What it’s called when a train is in a bad relationship:

Domestic caboose.

What do you call it when Thomas the Tank Engine beats his wife?

Domestic Caboose.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

NSFW. I always think it’s cute when my girlfriend and I say the same thing at the same time...

So one day her and I are in bed and we’re both feeling rather frisky. When things are getting hot and heavy she looks at me and says “You should put it in my bum, but go slow because it’s tight”
I ask her if she’s sure, and she reassures me it’s fine, as long as I take it easy.
So I put my t...

A quick math question

Alright, so here's quick math question for ya:

So there's two trains. The first train is traveling at *exactly* 90 miles per hour from Plotopia heading due west. There is a clown standing atop it. He is holding a grenade. (And yes, his billowing pants and rainbow-dyed afro-wig *are* affecting...

A big-city lawyer was representing.....

......the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room ...

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