Several men were arrested when attempting to smuggle food additives into Cuba

They were dubbed the Pirates of the Carrageenan.

A chemist, a mechanic, a electrician, and a programmer were driving in a car when it broke down.

"This must be because we've mixed the wrong fuel additive!" said the chemist.

"Bollocks!" said the mechanic. "This is clearly a mechanical problem. There must be something wrong with the engine."

"Both of you are wrong. The problem lies with the car wiring and the batte...

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