UPJOKE

### A friend told me my thinking is too one-dimensional.

I can't imagine y.

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### The word "Boobs" is a three dimensional diagram

The "B" shows how they look from above, the "oo" how they look from the front and the "b" how they look from the side.

### Scientists have opened a dimensional rift in one of New York's most popular tourist spots.

They're now calling it Times Squared.

Ba-dum-tisssh!

A fe-line.

### How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer?

Just give it time.

### My friend bought a 4 dimensional game.

It was all theoretical.

### Hallmark movies have formulaic plots, two-dimensional characters, and half the bad guys want to sell some piece of land...

...it’s basically “Scooby-Doo!” for sentimental grown-ups.

### Talking about a one-dimensional space isn't always productive

But it's usually not pointless

### Punch lines are extremely one-dimensional

Punch areas and punch volumes have more depth.

### Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday...

The outcome was pretty one sided.

### Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees?

They have three axes.

S'fear.

### A hypercube is trying to enter a two-dimensional bar...

The guy at the door stops him and says, "Hey! big guy, you're not allowed in here. Can't you read the sign? 2-dimensional beings only. Now step aside please."

"Excuse me, but what kind of an utterly and inexcusably discriminatory policy is this?" exclaims the hypercube. "I ought to report yo...

### Last night I met a 5th dimensional hooker...

She blew my mind.

### What do you call an empty, self-aware 2-dimensional space?

Descartes Blanche

### Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

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### One ply toilet paper is the John Wayne of butt-wipe.

Every roll is the same: square, white, two dimensional, but rough as hell and don't take shit off nobody.

### What’s the difference between Hallmark movies and Scooby-Doo?

One has formulaic plots, two-dimensional characters, and bad guys trying to close some kind of real estate deal, and the other has a talking dog in it.

### Super Smash Bros. is a good example of how NOT to do minority representation in video games

The only black character is incredibly two-dimensional

### I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party.

He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional.

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