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How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer?

Just give it time.

My friend bought a 4 dimensional game.

It was all theoretical.

A friend told me my thinking is too one-dimensional.

I can't imagine y.

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The word "Boobs" is a three dimensional diagram

The "B" shows how they look from above, the "oo" how they look from the front and the "b" how they look from the side.

Scientists have opened a dimensional rift in one of New York's most popular tourist spots.

They're now calling it Times Squared.

What do you call a one-dimensional cat?

A fe-line.

Punch lines are extremely one-dimensional

Punch areas and punch volumes have more depth.

Talking about a one-dimensional space isn't always productive

But it's usually not pointless

Last night I met a 5th dimensional hooker...

She blew my mind.

Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday...

The outcome was pretty one sided.

A hypercube is trying to enter a two-dimensional bar...

The guy at the door stops him and says, "Hey! big guy, you're not allowed in here. Can't you read the sign? 2-dimensional beings only. Now step aside please."

"Excuse me, but what kind of an utterly and inexcusably discriminatory policy is this?" exclaims the hypercube. "I ought to report yo...

Why didn't the circle want to become 3 dimensional?

S'fear.

What do you call an empty, self-aware 2-dimensional space?

Descartes Blanche

Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees?

They have three axes.

Hallmark movies have formulaic plots, two-dimensional characters, and half the bad guys want to sell some piece of land...

...it’s basically “Scooby-Doo!” for sentimental grown-ups.

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One ply toilet paper is the John Wayne of butt-wipe.

Every roll is the same: square, white, two dimensional, but rough as hell and don't take shit off nobody.

What’s the difference between Hallmark movies and Scooby-Doo?

One has formulaic plots, two-dimensional characters, and bad guys trying to close some kind of real estate deal, and the other has a talking dog in it.

I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party.

He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional.

Super Smash Bros. is a good example of how NOT to do minority representation in video games

The only black character is incredibly two-dimensional

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