Scientists have opened a dimensional rift in one of New York's most popular tourist spots.

They're now calling it Times Squared.

What do you call a one-dimensional cat?

A fe-line

How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer?

Just give it time.

My friend bought a 4 dimensional game.

It was all theoretical.

Honestly, I've never seen a flat earther. Maybe it's because they're two one dimensional.

Ba-dum-tisssh!

Hallmark movies have formulaic plots, two-dimensional characters, and half the bad guys want to sell some piece of land...

...it’s basically “Scooby-Doo!” for sentimental grown-ups.

Talking about a one-dimensional space isn't always productive

But it's usually not pointless

Punch lines are extremely one-dimensional

Punch areas and punch volumes have more depth.

Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday...

The outcome was pretty one sided.

A hypercube is trying to enter a two-dimensional bar...

The guy at the door stops him and says, "Hey! big guy, you're not allowed in here. Can't you read the sign? 2-dimensional beings only. Now step aside please."

"Excuse me, but what kind of an utterly and inexcusably discriminatory policy is this?" exclaims the hypercube. "I ought to report yo...

What do you call an empty, self-aware 2-dimensional space?

Descartes Blanche

Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees?

They have three axes.

Last night I met a 5th dimensional hooker...

She blew my mind.

Why didn't the circle want to become 3 dimensional?

S'fear.

Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

What’s the difference between Hallmark movies and Scooby-Doo?

One has formulaic plots, two-dimensional characters, and bad guys trying to close some kind of real estate deal, and the other has a talking dog in it.

Super Smash Bros. is a good example of how NOT to do minority representation in video games

The only black character is incredibly two-dimensional

I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party.

He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional.

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