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Light Blue Jokes

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light Blue

What is science called if it involved light blue light rays?

Cyance

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue.

Why does goku play as light blue in among us?

Because he is a cyan

What weighs less than the color blue?

Light blue

A Strange Undertaking

A lady was at the funeral parlor to see how they had prepared her deceased husband for the viewing.

She complained to the director that her husband was dressed in a black suit. Her brother in law had dropped off the black one and she said that her husband hated that suit and he preferred a l...

3 nuns and a Parrot

This was a joke I heard decades ago, sorry if someone beat me to this one. Here goes:

3 nuns were passing by a big house. It was a modest house with a beautiful yard and in it, a caged Parrot. It’s not very talkative but everytime the three nuns pass, the parrot would utter random colors…
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I live in constant fear

I live in constant fear that one day while I’m least suspecting it someone might break in to burglarize and kill my mother-in-law, who lives at 375 Woodland Ave in the light blue house, only one dog who is friendly and no alarm set, always leaves the kitchen window unlocked and without screen, sleep...

The watch

There is a guy in a bar trying to pick up a nice girl he saw. He paid a drink for her and they get into chatting. The guy was wearing a big nice watch which appeared to display a lot of functions.
"Nice watch" she said, while they were trying to break the ice. "Well, it does a lot of things", he ...

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An angry man walked into a Taverna one evening, and yelled "I hate the Greeks!"

He looked around, at the light blue wall paper, with the white Grecian key pattern going around the top. He stared into the eyes of the bar tender, a strapping young lad with an olive complexion, rich black hair, a glorious unibrow, and piercing green eyes.

"Are you a Greek?" he asked, menaci...

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