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Sumo Jokes

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A Japanese prison invited a few sumo wrestlers for a match...

The fattest prisoners were selected to compete and to everyone's surprise they won.

It's because the cons outweigh the pros.

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Why are there so many Sumo wrestlers in Japan?

Because the last time there was a little boy in Japan, half the population was wiped out.

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Why do sumo wrestlers avoid skydiving?

Because a fat man falling to Japan is a bad idea

A sumo wrestler once came to visit, and ended up sleeping on my couch for a month!

It left a negative impression.

Did you hear about the sumo match happening at the prison tomorrow?

They're going to bring in professional sumo wrestlers and pit them against the fattest inmates but honestly I don't even know if the pros outweigh the cons.

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Financial collapse in Japan

Origami Bank has folded.


Sumo Bank has gone belly up.


Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.


Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.


There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they...

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Did you hear the Japanese sumo wrestling team lost to a group of prison inmates?

I guess the cons outweighed the pros.

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Japanese Banking Crisis

Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.


In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.


Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song w...

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What do fat Japanese lawyers do when business is slow?

They sumo people.

I’ll have you know that I have the body of an athlete!

And by athlete, I mean a sumo wrestler...

Who has the largest pupils?

A sumo instructor.

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job

Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?

What do you call

What do you call a Sumo fight between two guys with erections?

"Large Hardon Collider"

A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present

so santa send him a sumo wrestler

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Have you heard of the 300-lb. college student from Japan?

He graduated sumo cum laude

A scary thing to do to your girlfriend on Halloween...

is ask her if she's going as a sumo wrestler.
Spooky!

Shout out to my friend Ryan Smith for this joke

Looking for the answer to these three jokes

Sorry that this isn't a joke post, but I have three jokes that I need the answers to, if anyone knows:

1. What do you get when you cross a pair of lungs and a chihuahua?
2. What do you get when you cross a pair of lungs and a sumo wrestler?
3. What do you do if your lungs run away?
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Whilst working abroad, a man visits a brothel.

Whilst working abroad, a man visits a brothel. The Madame welcomes him inside and says, 'Well, Sir, what kind of girl turns you on most?' He says, 'I want a woman who weighs over 300 pounds: she must be as sweaty as a Sumo wrestler's armpits and as hairy as a gorilla: I want her to have thighs lik...

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