An old dying man invites 3 of his friends to his deathbed and asks a favor...
He says, "We've been as brothers for longer than I can remember, and while I was not rich in life, I would like to bring some wealth with me as I die. If you could each leave $5,000 in my coffin, it would bring me great peace."
The three men saw no fault in this, as they were all very rich, a...
Ever hear about the guy who ate metal ingots at a pub?
He had bar stools.
The mother of a wealthy, shrewd businessman passed away.
In liquidating her assets he took a large quantity of gold jewelry to a blacksmith. On the way into the shop, he noticed a large sign near the entrance that read, “NO PRODUCTS OR ITEMS MAY BE STORED AT THE SHOP. ITEMS LEFT FOR LONGER THAN 24 HOURS BECOME PROPERTY OF JACK BLACKSMITHING!”
He to...
An investigation was carried out by a foundry...
since somehow people were getting a hold of their new ingots before they started selling them publicly. They investigated the entire foundry and found out that the man in charge of working the furnace was selling the ingots illegally, under the table. This only proves that he who smelt it, dealt it....
I hate heavy metal.
I was walking down the street and passed these guys talking about heavy metal.
I walked by them and said under my breath, “God I hate heavy metal.”
One of them heard me and yelled back, “why do you gotta hate the best music ever?”
So I said, “because all these ingots in my bag ...
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