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A man walks into a bar...

.... And orders a drink. As the bartender is getting it for him, he notices a jar of ten dollar bills on the counter.

"What are those for?" He asks.

"We have a competition running." Replies the bartender. "You put ten dollars in the jar and I give you three tasks. If you complete the t...

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A Young Lad walks into a pub and orders a shot of bourbon...

... he sculls it and orders another. He also sculls this one and orders again, quickly. The barman enquires, "So, what's the occasion?"

The lad replies, "My first blowjob".

The barman is somewhat proud of the lad and decides to give him something on the house.

"In that case, ha...

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