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Life Magazine Jokes

Why does nobody like playing FPS games with Boy Scouts?

Because they're good at camping.


(Credit goes to the Scout's Life magazine I got today for making one of the worst scout jokes I've ever seen.)

The Reporter in the Appalachian Mountains

Life magazine sends one if its reporters to the Appalachian Mountains to gather life stories of the locals. On the first day, the reporter climbs up a mountain and there he encounters an old man sitting in a rocking chair on the front porch of his log cabin.

"Good morning, sir. I'm a reporte...

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A Welshman goes to the doctor for a physical

The doctor comes in and asks the man to undress. After he does, the doctor notices the man has a massive hard-on. The Welshman's boner persists for the entire length of the examination. At the end the doctor asks if there's anything he can do for the man's long lasting erection. "Yes," the Welshman ...

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