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Biotic Jokes

How did the pharmaceutical company make big money with their line of biotics?

By making them go pro.

Teacher: What is the opposite of antibiotic

Student: Uncle-biotic

So, I’ve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I don’t buy into it.

I guess you could say I’m anti-biotic.

What's the opposite of antibiotic?

Uncle biotic

I've heard many things about the benefits of probiotics, but I think they are too expensive . . .

So can anyone recommend any good amateur biotics?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Guy sitting in the STI specialist's waiting room.

Getting worried and a man he knows walks in, so they sit and talk for a minute. "Man," he said, "Never thought I'd see you in here, you're always so fucking careful. What happened?"

"Nah," the man replies, "Dunno, work up this morning after a night out and I got this real red ring around my ...

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics

(Dad joke, I know)

The Old Coffin

A man was walking home one day after a long day of work. As he was walking, he came up on a old coffin laying on the side of the trail. He thought it was odd because it was a old pine box coffin and he had never seen one in person before. The man shrugged it off and kept walking.

The man kept...

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