My mother has been teaching me how to make my favourite meals, but there's one that I just can't seem to get right.
I'm great at lasagne, fantastic with casseroles but as soon as I get my hands on minced beef and beans..
Watch what you eat
The old lady put 6 cans of dog food on the supermarket conveyer belt, and began digging in her purse for her coupon. The cashier was the friendly sort, and struck up a conversation. "So, what kind of dog do you have?"
"Well," the old lady answered in a hushed tone, "I don't really have a dog....