Known as the "one-day insect" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms...

But it still lives longer than my headphones.

I bought a mayfly's autobiography.

Chapter 1: The end.

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A mayfly walks into a bar.

The bartender asks: "Why don't you fly?" The mayfly responds: "Because it's not May, you fucking idiot"

I'd love to be a mayfly.

But only for a day.

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